September 2010
1 post
August 2010
14 posts
“I’m thinking that sometimes you just have to make the decision to be happy. Just...”
– Away From Her (via kari-shma) (via chatter)
I'm headlining the Gator Growl at University of... →
azizisbored:
Very honored to join the company of previous performers such as Bill Cosby, Mitch Hedberg, Dave Chappelle, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and Jabawockees.
Click the link above for tickets/info.
My TV Schedule Trial for Fall 2010
Every year, I put together a schedule of all the TV shows I plan on giving a try for the season. Most of them don’t make it to a regular rotation but hey, survival of the fittest!
Shows finishing up their seasons: Bachelor Pad, Covert Affairs, Make It or Break It, Eureka, So You Think You Can Dance
Monday: 8pm: How I Met Your Mother (on CBS 9/20) 9pm: Gossip Girl (on CW 9/13) The Event...
sadnesses:
And suppose all we know of the world is how the greenhouse creaks and sighs in the cool dawn rain and crab apple leaves brush against the stone-cracked glass while love grows red and ripe and soft and summers pass like trains.
- Chris Powici
July 2010
15 posts
bestrooftalkever:
“Invisible Gurls” (Katy Perry...
Maybe Baby.
Englishman: can't i at least have your phone number?
me: ohhh...i don't know my phone number...it's on my phone...i'm drunk...i can't find my phone.
Englishman: write down my number and call me [says phone number]
me: [writing down number]
Englishman: wait! did you write my name down as 'baby'...!?
me: yes.
Englishman: my name is 'DAN'!!!
me: sorry baby-Dan, you have to go on the other side of the door now.
Englishman: but i just walked you ALL THIS WAY HOME i don't even know where i am!
me: thank you baby.
Englishman: can i come up and make you a cup of tea...?
me: tea-time is over.
June 2010
15 posts
“So many mothers say they want their daughters to be independent, but what they...”
– Kelly Cutrone (via thepoliticalpartygirl) (via nishachittal) (via kellycutronequotes, holleewoodworld)
“I say that half your life is spent trying to get out of a small town and the...”
– via (via kellycutronequotes)
May 2010
10 posts
