| Englishman: | can't i at least have your phone number? |
|---|---|
| me: | ohhh...i don't know my phone number...it's on my phone...i'm drunk...i can't find my phone. |
| Englishman: | write down my number and call me [says phone number] |
| me: | [writing down number] |
| Englishman: | wait! did you write my name down as 'baby'...!? |
| me: | yes. |
| Englishman: | my name is 'DAN'!!! |
| me: | sorry baby-Dan, you have to go on the other side of the door now. |
| Englishman: | but i just walked you ALL THIS WAY HOME i don't even know where i am! |
| me: | thank you baby. |
| Englishman: | can i come up and make you a cup of tea...? |
| me: | tea-time is over. |
